Starbuck-ish
Ok so I've noticed something for a while (as I'm sure you have too, as you'll see) but haven't had the platform in which to share on such a mass level. Whatever happened to "Can I get a Coffee?". Now it's like you have to understand a whole new language and heaven forbid if you get it wrong. Sadly, here's how most trips go to starbucks for many of us out there:
SB - "welcome to starbucks, can I take your order?"
ME/YOU - "I'll have a coffee please"
SB - "oh you mean a tripple, no-fat, extra-foam, cinnamon swirlly doo, i'm so smarter than you, LATTE?"
ME/YOU(what we'd like to say) - "NO!, NO!, that's not what I mean, you idiot!!!"
ME/YOU(what we really say in embarrasment) - "yes sir/ma-am.... that's it"
I think I'm going to make a website - www.howToOrderFromStarbucksAndNotLookStupid.com
~Peez-outT